Archive - May I Please Be Excused

My Travel Rider Moving Forward

Non-negotiables required for me to step foot outside.

Jun 1 •

May 2025

Answering life's big questions while directing garden tour traffic.

May 20 •

April 2025

Leaving Las Vegas

Attitude of gratitude hidden in plain sight.

Apr 29 •

Third Space: Boca Grande

You can take the girl out of The South, but you simply cannot take the incessant need to sip ranch water while nibbling on Gulf shrimp poolside at the…

Apr 18 •

March 2025

February 2025

Florida Men Part I

An update on my love life.

Feb 9 •

The Zone is Flooded

Writer's block in the digi†al age

Feb 5 •

January 2025

Reviews for the Aging: Let's Shop

Get in losers, it's time to emotionally max out the CC

Jan 23 •

December 2024

History Repeats Itself

An end of year stroll down memory lane.

Dec 24, 2024 •

The 11-Hour Odyssey

A case for in-store pickup

Dec 10, 2024 •

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